Monday, October 22, 2007

GTS Client Conference 2007

My company, GTS, hosted our annual Client Conference at the Benson Hotel in Portland this year. We had around 45 clients attend. Official highlights were the brewery tours and dinner at Bridgeport Brewing. Unofficially, we had some highlights of our own: Dinner at Saucebox, a trip (or two) to Mary's Club, drinks at Henry's Tavern, Vault Martini Bar and SoLo, and a night of dancing at Lux (SoLo's upstairs dance club). A group of us were out until the wee hours of the morning every night. Below is a list of the Top 10 things overheard from our clients that week:

  • Do you want to rub my Clint?
  • Pies?!?
  • This is not a GTS-sanctioned event!
  • I heard about that.
  • That guy's got junk!
  • That's a BIG clock.
  • Is damp okay?
  • Mary's Glue Factory. Where strippers come to die.
  • I ate the whole bush.
  • Is this legal in Portland?!?
It was a great conference, and many friendships were made or strengthened. I can't wait for Client Conference's in Las Vegas!